No, No, Gnome!
Title | No, No, Gnome! PDF eBook |
Author | Ashlyn Anstee |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 40 |
Release | 2016-02-09 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1481430920 |
For fans of Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus! and No, David! comes a tale about a very small gnome who has some very big ideas about the school garden. Gnome cannot wait to help his friends harvest the school garden! But his eagerness and excitement get him into trouble, leaving them all saying, “No, no, Gnome!” The author/illustrator of Are We There, Yeti? delivers a sweet new picture book starring a loveable little hero who has a whole lot of energy...and heart.
Gnome
Title | Gnome PDF eBook |
Author | Fred Blunt |
Publisher | Andersen Press USA |
Pages | 40 |
Release | 2020-08-01 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 172842996X |
Mr. Gnome is a grumpy little fellow. He's really quite rude and he is definitely NOT cute. So when Miss Witch asks him to kindly stop fishing in her pond, Mr. Gnome is in danger of finding out exactly what happens to gnomes who say "NO!" From author illustrator Fred Blunt comes this laugh-out-loud cautionary tale, told in a wonderfully conversational style.
How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack
Title | How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack PDF eBook |
Author | Chuck Sambuchino |
Publisher | Random House |
Pages | 114 |
Release | 2014-06-05 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1473501962 |
There’s a new threat in town – and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless garden decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it’s here. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defence expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system – Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply – for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognising and interpreting the signs of a gathering horde and – in the event that a secured perimeter is breached – confronting and combating the attackers at close range.
Gnomegeddon
Title | Gnomegeddon PDF eBook |
Author | Joseph J. Bailey |
Publisher | Joseph J. Bailey |
Pages | 348 |
Release | |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN |
Arcwhistle Goldpulley has everything a gnome technowizard could want and more. He’s just successfully defended his after-post-thesis on harnessing the metamagical residuals of energetic creation and destruction, along with a dramatic demonstration of an application of his theory, one which only blew up two learning halls on campus, and completed his formal education as a master archmage. He is a successful Paratechnologist, a gnomish master of blending magic and science, often to explosive effect. He has developed and licensed many significant inventions ranging from autonomous eyebrow trimmers to anti-light anti-sunglasses. He has contributed significantly to several branches of metamagical thought and theory and continues to do so. He is, in short, a gnome who has it all. But, after graduating with honors for more times than he cares to count from TINKER, the Tellanon Institute of Noetic Knowledge, Education, and Research, Arcwhistle is faced with a problem, one which has no easy answer. What is he going to do with the rest of his life? How is he going live a life with meaning outside school? What is he to do beyond his lab and his research? Where’s the spark? That is until he discovers a new opportunity... the life of a secret agent gnome. Armed with his Paratechnological skills and a not-so-secret identity, can Arcwhistle thwart the efforts of ANGST, a group gnome terrorists Abyss-bent on spreading universal entropy, before they destroy Tellanon, the seat of Paratechnological society, undermine gnomish civilization, and ruin dessert for everyone? Gnomeggedon is a quirky humorous high fantasy story set in the larger Ea’ae macroverse. No gnomes were harmed in the writing of this book.
A Gnome There Was
Title | A Gnome There Was PDF eBook |
Author | Henry Kuttner |
Publisher | eStar Books |
Pages | 15 |
Release | 2013-01-07 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1612106137 |
A cave in leads the Tim Crockett on the adventure of his life, meeting strange gnomes and their mad king.
The First Magical Adventure of Fairy Petal
Title | The First Magical Adventure of Fairy Petal PDF eBook |
Author | James Morris |
Publisher | Xlibris Corporation |
Pages | 123 |
Release | 2012-04-26 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1469195046 |
Nirvana is a magical land inhabited by fairies, gnomes elves and warlocks. Fairy Petal is born to an ancient fairy family but she is only half the size of a normal fairy which gives her a disadvantage. She is however highly intelligent and is given a pendant by the fairy Queen which she learns has great magical powers. She has a knack of getting people to help her and in this fi rst adventure she enlists a gnome, elf, leprechaun and a white warlock to help her free her brother Solom who has become entrapped by a wicked Black warlock. It is a fi ght of good over evil and in this case Fairy Petal represents the goodness of fairies and Nirvana.
Kenny & the Dragon
Title | Kenny & the Dragon PDF eBook |
Author | Tony DiTerlizzi |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 176 |
Release | 2012-01-24 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1442436514 |
Kenny Rabbit tries to save his friend, the dragon, after he is labeled a community nuisance by the simple people of Roundbrook village, who arrange for the creature to be fought by St. George.