A Little Off-Kelter
Title | A Little Off-Kelter PDF eBook |
Author | Kelly Coleman Potter |
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Pages | 122 |
Release | 2013-11 |
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ISBN | 9780615921389 |
Nod sympathetically if you've ever... ...extracted a gum wrapper from a toddler's nostril, but sought medical treatment when it came to a piece of a colored pencil lodged deeply into an ear canal. ...punished a child because he wouldn't stop taunting his brother with a Peter Frampton album. ...played a rousing game of "What that's funky smell?" only to discover what might be a petrifying bologna sandwich behind the recliner. ...needed a prescription for a tranquilizer when your firstborn started driving. ...spent any amount of time trying to describe why a Sleestack scared you, why you wanted to marry the Fonz, and who Mork from Ork was. ...installed a security system to keep a three-year old from going on the lam with his beagle, and pondered if it were possible that both of your children were reincarnates of Harry Houdini. ...wondered how a child who once emitted the sweet scent of newborn now puts off an odor that could make a skunk feel inadequate. ...ever rambled incoherently, "These kids are going to drive me to drinking," or something about a frontal lobotomy. If you nodded like a bobblehead, chances are you're a parent - or you've got some really strange hobbies. A Little Off-Kelter...the parenting years is a collection of forty columns that originally ran in print. (Hey, the compilation thing worked for Ronco and K-tel, didn't it?) Whether the kids are underfoot or have flown the nest, moms and dads alike will relate to these humorous tales of woe and wonderment.
The New Universal Etymological English Dictionary ... The Sixth Edition. Corrected and Much Improved, Etc
Title | The New Universal Etymological English Dictionary ... The Sixth Edition. Corrected and Much Improved, Etc PDF eBook |
Author | Nathan BAILEY |
Publisher | |
Pages | 706 |
Release | 1776 |
Genre | English language |
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The New Universal Etymological English Dictionary
Title | The New Universal Etymological English Dictionary PDF eBook |
Author | Nathan Bailey |
Publisher | |
Pages | 702 |
Release | 1775 |
Genre | English language |
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The New Universal English Dictionary ... To which is Added, a Dictionary of Cant Words ... The Fourth Edition, Carefully Corrected by Mr. Buchanan, Etc
Title | The New Universal English Dictionary ... To which is Added, a Dictionary of Cant Words ... The Fourth Edition, Carefully Corrected by Mr. Buchanan, Etc PDF eBook |
Author | Nathan BAILEY |
Publisher | |
Pages | 702 |
Release | 1759 |
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The new universal English dictionary. Buchanan
Title | The new universal English dictionary. Buchanan PDF eBook |
Author | Nathan Bailey |
Publisher | |
Pages | 698 |
Release | 1760 |
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The Universal Etymological English Dictionary
Title | The Universal Etymological English Dictionary PDF eBook |
Author | Nathan Bailey |
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Pages | 914 |
Release | 1737 |
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A new universal etymological English dictionary ... Originally compiled by N. Bailey. Assisted in the mathematical part by G. Gordon; in the botanical by P. Miller; and in the etymological, &c. by T. Lediard ... And now re-published with many corrections ... by different hands. The etymology of all terms ... being revised and corrected by Joseph Nicol Scott ... A new edition
Title | A new universal etymological English dictionary ... Originally compiled by N. Bailey. Assisted in the mathematical part by G. Gordon; in the botanical by P. Miller; and in the etymological, &c. by T. Lediard ... And now re-published with many corrections ... by different hands. The etymology of all terms ... being revised and corrected by Joseph Nicol Scott ... A new edition PDF eBook |
Author | Nathan BAILEY |
Publisher | |
Pages | 708 |
Release | 1775 |
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