A Freakin Awesome Pharmacist Who Loves Unicorns
Title | A Freakin Awesome Pharmacist Who Loves Unicorns PDF eBook |
Author | Sarah P Books |
Publisher | |
Pages | 102 |
Release | 2019-12-02 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781670662255 |
A perfect journal for anyone awesome at their job, believe in magic and love these wonderful *cough* animals! A pure and simple lined journal / notebook with a funny phrase on the front and all at a very low price for a decent gag gift. 6 x 9 in size 100 blank pages to deface as required Great eye catching cover. Buy one for your favorite co-worker, friend, wife, partner or just about anyone who enjoys a good laugh!
Why Unicorn Drinks
Title | Why Unicorn Drinks PDF eBook |
Author | C. W. Moss |
Publisher | Harper Collins |
Pages | 221 |
Release | 2013-02-12 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0062227149 |
Unicorns are just like us. They have problems, stresses, and like to blow off some steam. Author and illustrator C. W. Moss explores the inner psyche of the single-horned in Why Unicorn Drinks. A follow-up to Unicorn Being a Jerk, this volume of 67 four-color illustrations and captions gives readers a glimpse into the sad reality of life as a mythical creature, and reveals what drives Unicorn to the bottle. As fans of Moss' online comic undoubtedly know, Why Unicorn Drinks pours a double-shot of laughter and irreverence. You'll never look at a unicorn the same way again.
Zombies vs. Unicorns
Title | Zombies vs. Unicorns PDF eBook |
Author | Holly Black |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 434 |
Release | 2010-09-21 |
Genre | Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | 1442412836 |
It’s the epic battle of brains against manes. Which side are you on? It’s a question as old as time itself: which is better, the zombie or the unicorn? This all-original anthology edited by Holly Black (Team Unicorn) and Justine Larbalestier (Team Zombie) makes strong arguments for both sides in the form of spectacular short stories. Half of the stories portray the strengths—for good and evil—of unicorns, and half show the good (and really, really badass) side of zombies. Contributors include many bestselling authors, including Cassandra Clare, Libba Bray, Maureen Johnson, Meg Cabot, Scott Westerfeld, and Margo Lanagan. This anthology will have everyone asking: Team Zombie or Team Unicorn?
Drink, Slay, Love
Title | Drink, Slay, Love PDF eBook |
Author | Sarah Beth Durst |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 385 |
Release | 2011-09-13 |
Genre | Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | 1442423757 |
Vampire romance takes a snarky turn in this humorous novel, coming soon to TV screens as a Lifetime Original Movie! Pearl is a sixteen-year-old vampire…fond of blood, allergic to sunlight, and mostly evil…until the night a sparkly unicorn stabs her through the heart with his horn. Oops. Her family thinks she was attacked by a vampire hunter (because, obviously, unicorns don’t exist), and they’re shocked she survived. They’re even more shocked when Pearl discovers she can now withstand the sun. But they quickly find a way to make use of her new talent. The Vampire King of New England has chosen Pearl’s family to host his feast. If Pearl enrolls in high school, she can make lots of human friends and lure them to the King’s feast—as the entrées. The only problem? Pearl’s starting to feel the twinges of a conscience. How can she serve up her new friends—especially the cute guy who makes her fangs ache—to be slaughtered? Then again, she’s definitely dead if she lets down her family. What’s a sunlight-loving vamp to do?
8th Grade Superzero
Title | 8th Grade Superzero PDF eBook |
Author | Olugbemisola Rhuday-Perkovich |
Publisher | Scholastic Inc. |
Pages | 354 |
Release | 2010 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 0545097258 |
Rhuday-Perkovich delivers a masterful debut, telling a layered middle-school tale filled with characters who are delightfully flawed and, more importantly, striving to overcome those flaws.--"Publishers Weekly," starred review.
Crown of Midnight
Title | Crown of Midnight PDF eBook |
Author | Sarah J. Maas |
Publisher | Bloomsbury Publishing |
Pages | 452 |
Release | 2020-10-01 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1526634368 |
'One of the best fantasy book series of the past decade' TIME Never trust an assassin. Celaena's story continues in this second book in the #1 bestselling Throne of Glass series by Sarah J. Maas. Celaena Sardothien won a brutal contest to become the King's Champion. But she is far from loyal to the crown. Though she goes to great lengths to hide her secret, her deadly charade becomes more difficult when she realises she is not the only one seeking justice. Her search for answers ensnares those closest to her, and no one is safe from suspicion - not the Crown Prince Dorian; not Chaol, the Captain of the Guard; not even her best friend, Nehemia, a princess with a rebel heart. Then, one terrible night, the secrets they have all been keeping lead to an unspeakable tragedy. As Celaena's world shatters, she will be forced to decide once and for all where her true loyalties lie ... and what she is willing to fight for. The second book in the #1 New York Times bestselling Throne of Glass series returns readers to a land destroyed by liars, where one woman's truth is the only thing that can save them all.
Unicorn on a Roll (Phoebe and Her Unicorn Series Book 2)
Title | Unicorn on a Roll (Phoebe and Her Unicorn Series Book 2) PDF eBook |
Author | Dana Simpson |
Publisher | Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Pages | 224 |
Release | 2015-05-26 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1449471471 |
One year has passed since Phoebe skipped a rock across a pond, accidentally hit a unicorn in the face, and was granted a single wish—which she used to make the unicorn, Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, her obligational best friend. In some ways, not much has changed. At school Phoebe still clashes with her rival--and sometimes “frenemy”--he ever-taunting and imperious Dakota. Outside of school, she still fills her free time with extra-credit homework assignments, dramatic monologues about the injustices associated with school cliques, and imaginative conspiracy theories regarding global forces like the “powerful construction paper lobby.” But unlike before, Phoebe now has a best friend to share it with—someone to make her laugh and to listen to all her extravagant ideas. In this second volume of Dana Simpson's Phoebe and Her Unicorn series, titled, Unicorn on a Roll, the reader is invited on a journey into the lives of Phoebe and Marigold as they navigate the difficulties of grade school, celebrate the winter holidays, and explore their super hero/super villain personas together. Join in the fun, as Phoebe competes against Dakota for the leading role of “Lisa Ladybug” in their fourth-grade play—or as she struggles to “manage” the PR debacle related to her nose-picking-scandal. (“I will neither confirm nor deny the events surrounding Boogergate.”) Witness a band of unicorns staging an “intervention” and learn all the details of Marigold’s secret crush on a mysterious creature she has never seen. Perhaps most important, watch as this surprising friendship between a charming, nine-year-old dreamer and a vain, mythical beast forever changes both of them for the better.