A Fine and Pleasant Misery
Title | A Fine and Pleasant Misery PDF eBook |
Author | Patrick F. McManus |
Publisher | Macmillan |
Pages | 226 |
Release | 1981-04-15 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0805000321 |
Witty cautionary tales of outdoor life.
They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?
Title | They Shoot Canoes, Don't They? PDF eBook |
Author | Patrick F. McManus |
Publisher | Holt Paperbacks |
Pages | 240 |
Release | 1982-09-15 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1466809523 |
With tongue pressed firmly in cheek and a gentle but penetrating eye for human foibles, Patrick F. McManus celebrates the hidden pleasures, unappreciated lore, and opportunities for disaster to be found in the recreations of camping, hunting, and fishing in his hilarious collection They Shoot Canoes, Don’t They? Gathered here for the reader’s edification are such treasures as the true but little known story of the discovery of the efficacy of live bait by Genghis Khan’s chef, an examination of the precarious and perhaps fanatical expertise required for ice fishing, and a consideration of the circumstances that can cause a deer to ride a bicycle. Among additional topics explored are The Crouch Hop and Other Useful Outdoor Steps, The Sensuous Angler, and Psychic Powers for Outdoorsmen. Included, too, is The Hunter’s Dictionary, an invaluable lexicon that helps the novice sportsman understand such arcane terminology as “Ooooooeee-ah-ah-ah! (If there’s one thing I hate, it’s putting on cold, wet pants in the morning)” and “Baff mast pime ig bead feas mid miff pife! (That’s the last time I try to eat peas in the dark with my hunting knife!)” The author’s appreciation of outdoor life began in his early boyhood, when he absorbed a wealth of improbable information imparted by the old woodsman Rancid Crabtree, “who bathed only on leap years.” Young McManus also enjoyed special adventures with his ill-remembered sidekick, Retch Sweeney, and another boon companion of days gone by, the loquacious family dog, Strange, whose exploits as a hunter were limited to assaulting stray chickens and on one memorable occasion a skunk. “McManus here follows up A Fine and Pleasant Misery with a collection of sketches that launches him into the front ranks of outdoor humorists.”—Library Journal
How I Got This Way
Title | How I Got This Way PDF eBook |
Author | Patrick F. McManus |
Publisher | Macmillan + ORM |
Pages | 242 |
Release | 2010-04-01 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1429900695 |
Patrick McManus, the bestselling author of such hilarious books as A Fine and Pleasant Misery and Never Sniff a Gift Fish, now offers readers solid thoughts on the qualities that define leadership, beginning with the need to be tall, and much more, in this outrageous collection of short pieces that reveals his tortuous trip along the writer's path.
Kerplunk!
Title | Kerplunk! PDF eBook |
Author | Patrick F. McManus |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 242 |
Release | 2008-09-30 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0743280504 |
Presents a collection of curmudgeonly tales on Pacific Northwest country living as enjoyed by both outdoorsmen and armchair enthusiasts, in a volume that explores the lighter side of such topics as gun safes, fly tying, and bird dog flatulence.
A Fine and Pleasant Misery
Title | A Fine and Pleasant Misery PDF eBook |
Author | Patrick F. McManus |
Publisher | Holt Paperbacks |
Pages | 224 |
Release | 1981-04-15 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1466809396 |
“A hilarious compilation” (Los Angeles Times), A Fine and Pleasant Misery gathers twenty-seven witty, cautionary tales of the outdoor life from beloved humorist Patrick F. McManus in a collection edited and introduced by Jack Samson, long-time editor-in-chief of Field & Stream. The great outdoors have never been rendered as hysterically as in the reminiscences—true and exaggerated—of Patrick F. McManus. If you’re thinking about getting back to nature, the surreal adventures chronicled here will make you think twice about giving it all up for a life of camping, hiking, and hunting.
Whatchagot Stew
Title | Whatchagot Stew PDF eBook |
Author | Patrick F. McManus |
Publisher | Henry Holt |
Pages | 270 |
Release | 1990 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9780805009224 |
Memoirs blend fact and fiction including recipes for edible and not-so-edible dishes
Never Sniff A Gift Fish
Title | Never Sniff A Gift Fish PDF eBook |
Author | Patrick F. McManus |
Publisher | Macmillan |
Pages | 226 |
Release | 1984-09-15 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0805000313 |
Here are the hilarious tales of a sportsman's life in the great and often not-so great outdoors. McManus offers more cracker-barrel wisdom and zany insights into the agonies and ecstasies of hunting, fishing, and camping.