A funny golf gag gift book for the golfer who always has an excuse for their wayward shots. Embrace the humorous side of the fairway with 501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot. This light-hearted compilation offers an amusing escape for golf enthusiasts of all skill levels, perfect for those moments when your swing doesn't quite hit the mark. Key Features: Humorous Approach: Offers a humorous perspective on common golfing blunders. Wide Range of Excuses: Provides a wide range of excuses for a variety of golfing situations. Engaging Content: Filled with wit and whimsy, keeping readers entertained. Keeps Golf Enjoyable: Reminds readers that it's okay to have a bad day on the course and to keep the game enjoyable. Whether you're a seasoned golfer looking to lighten the mood after a challenging round, or a newbie seeking a fun perspective on the sport, 501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot is the perfect addition to your golfing repertoire.

This book was written for all the weekend hackers who are hopelessly addicted to chasing a little white ball all over God's green earth. These are just some of the best excuses that I have heard and used for terrible shots.

Thietje introduces a refreshing approach to golf which combines golf and fitness, insisting that the benefits of her concept can most of all help the amateur player. 50+ exercise photos. Illustrations.

Third book in the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling series! Life in Henryetta, Arkansas is turned upside down with the arrival of a televangelist, but it’s the death of a little old lady on Rose’s street that catches her attention. The Henryetta police deem her death natural causes, but Rose suspects foul play and so does an unlikely supporter– the president of the Busy Body Club, her eighty-two year old neighbor Mildred. But Rose is in the middle of opening her nursery with her sister Violet, who’s separated from her husband Mike, as well as stalling her boyfriend Joe’s family, rich socialites who are determined to meet her. Along with her multiple encounters with Fenton County’s new assistant DA, Mason Deveraux III, it’s just another day in the life of Rose Gardner– chaos.

For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.