"A rhyming text that celebrates (and pokes fun at) 101 different animal bums of all shapes and sizes"--

What happens when you don't fit in? Teach children how to love themselves just as they are with this lighthearted but meaningful book. Charlie the monkey has some so-called friends make fun of his tiny flat bum. They believe that all monkeys are supposed to have big, round, red bums, and make Charlie feel ashamed that he skips the Great Bum Parade, a special day for monkeys throughout the jungle. But things take a turn on his birthday, when Charlie's parents help him find the bum of his dreams, in a very surprising way! The Monkey With No Bum will make children laugh, and they will be captivated by the fun, cartoonish illustrations, all while learning how to love themselves just as they are.

As a recent college graduate and fledging newspaper reporter in the Lake Tahoe area, Jeremy Evans became immersed in ski bum culture?a carefree lifestyle whose mantra was simply: ?Ski as much as possible.? His snowboarding suffered when he left for a job in the Portland area; and when, at twenty-six, he suffered a stroke, he reexamined his priorities, quit his job, moved back to Tahoe, and threw himself into snowboarding. But while he had been away, the culture had changed. This book is Evans?s paean to the disappearing culture of the ski bum. A fascinating look at a world far removed from the larger culture, it is also a curious account of a passion for powder and what its disappearance means. ø Evans looks at several prominent ski towns in the West (including Crested Butte, Jackson Hole, Telluride, Lake Tahoe, Park City, and Mammoth) and the ski bums who either flourished or fled. He chronicles the American West transformed by rising real estate costs, an immigrant workforce, misguided values, and corporate-owned resorts. The story he tells is that of quintessentially American characters?rejecting materialism, taking risks, following their own path?and of the glories and pitfalls their lifestyle presents.

This is a book for anyone who has a bum or knows someone with a bum. It's a celebration of my bum and your bum and the whole world's bum. From bestselling author Kate Mayes and award-winning illustrator Andrew Joyner comes The Bum Book, the only book about bums you'll ever need.

Do you have nothing to drink except an unlimited supply of tap water? Have you ever bought so much food at the grocery store that it molded before you could eat it? Did you buy an iPhone one week before the new model was announced? You have First World Problems. First World Problems: 101 Reasons Why The Terrorists Hate Us is a collection of satirical essays and rants from a man who knows suffering.