JiggleWiggleTicklePickle

JiggleWiggleTicklePickle
Title JiggleWiggleTicklePickle PDF eBook
Author Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher
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Release 2020-10-15
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ISBN 9781946178091

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"You can keep the change"--Sumguyen to cashierSumguyen and Bimisi made the fiscally responsible decision to call in sick for a couple days and take advantage of the coveted free passes to the Las Vegas Adult Expo they were given by a scantily clad marketing rep in an Apache Junction bar the night before.They stopped in Wikiup, AZ for $14 worth of gas and a road soda. Sumguyen watched as a biker chick reached deep into the jar of pickles displayed on the counter. She was in elbow deep and was fishing for the largest of those brined beauties. As she clutched the winning pickle in her teeth she started counting out bills with her still dripping hand. Sumguyen knew those bills would be in his change, he slapped down a twenty and walked out the door.The treasures he might encounter at the Adult Expo and that monster Gherkin in a biker chick's mouth made for a strange and conflicting combination of thoughts...the fourth book of Season Two was conceived over the next 28 miles.

Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber

Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
Title Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber PDF eBook
Author Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher
Pages 32
Release 2016-12-01
Genre
ISBN 9781946178046

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Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.

Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?

Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?
Title Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse? PDF eBook
Author Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher
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Release 2020-10-15
Genre
ISBN 9781946178077

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"...and of course the whimsical poetic meter known as iambic tetrameter is no more capable of exclusive ownership than the air we all breath."--Bimisi to Theodor Seuss GeislIt is entirely possible to wake up in the morning with no intention of learning anything at all, but learning something substantial, nonetheless. It was a typical Wednesday afternoon at their favorite dive bar. Bimisi and Sumguyen were sparring, via a spirited match of online trivia, with patrons of a similar dive bar in another part of the world...a part of the world where it most likely was not still Wednesday afternoon. The final question...at least the last question they heard before scrambling for a pen and paper to get to work on their first parody was this:Madonna, Michael Jackson and _____ are the only 3 artists who have had a top 40 hit in 4 different decades.ANSWER: Weird Al Yankovic

Grow a Pear, Timmy!

Grow a Pear, Timmy!
Title Grow a Pear, Timmy! PDF eBook
Author Ken Williams
Publisher
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Release 2016-10-17
Genre
ISBN 9780998065304

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Come Swing with Us!

Come Swing with Us!
Title Come Swing with Us! PDF eBook
Author Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher
Pages 32
Release 2016-12-01
Genre
ISBN 9781946178015

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It is the curious work of poetry and art and reflection to reveal meaning by obscuring meaning. It is a strange realm where swinging is not swinging, except when sometimes it is. On her own artistic journey to spiritual enlightenment, Bimisi Tayanita has once again transformed her peyote induced mumblings into a physical form that is sure to make you laugh hysterically...and leave you with an empty yet benevolent curiosity as to the kind of person you really are.Come Swing with Us! is the second of five books that make up season one.

Dee's Big Nuts

Dee's Big Nuts
Title Dee's Big Nuts PDF eBook
Author Mark Thunder
Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Pages 26
Release 2015-08
Genre
ISBN 9781515326762

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Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.

Peter Pitched a Tent

Peter Pitched a Tent
Title Peter Pitched a Tent PDF eBook
Author Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher
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Release 2020-10-15
Genre
ISBN 9781946178114

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"Never make eye contact with a boy while eating a banana."--Olivia WilliamsBimisi and Sumguyen experienced a rare and fleeting moment of sobriety during which they decided to write about something the masses can relate to. While their research did require the navigation of some very murky waters...they definitively concluded that Catholic priests, mall Santas, boy scout leaders and dudes named Caitlyn makeup a very small percentage of the global population.In contrast, 97% of the people on the planet are, have been or will be a 13 year old boy; or they know, have known or will know a 13 year old boy. Coincidently, and Independent of this statistic, 97% of the population can appreciate the truth-driven humor of Peter Pitched a Tent. The other 3% are already posting nasty-grams on the internet about the very existence of this book...Go get 'em, Karen.